100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.

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Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.

I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.

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Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.

He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.

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a you problem

a problem that you own, and shouldn't share.

if someone tells you that your problem is a 'you problem', that probably means that no one cares.

Person 1: My grandma died today.

Person 2: That sounds like a you problem.

Person 1: Damn.

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banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.

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Madagascar Problem

In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.

I lost pandemic II 3 times in a row due to the stupid madagascar problem

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