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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010

158๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005

420๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


you suck go die

a phrase bellowed out by 13-year-old kids on youtube comments.

"You suck go die in a pond."

by whydoyoucare February 15, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck it 'til you fuck it

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.

I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !

by Virgin Suicides July 16, 2017

109๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson February 3, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

by the madster November 5, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


You suck much dick

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch

Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick

by rawruwu May 6, 2019