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1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.
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someone who isn’t very smart and has a bit of weird friends and smells kinda bad
hey you see that girl sullivan mcclure?
don’t make eye contact now run RUN FAST
Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
When one is involved in a suspicious alcohol related hit and run. They leave the scene, sober up, clean up and then turn them self in only after lawyering up. A vehicular Claude Rains of sorts.
"Damn man where is Billy I haven't seen him since drinking last night???"
"Oh he hit someone after the BBQ, I think he's Pulling a Sullivan?!?!"
When you pop out of your lady's closet screaming, wearing nothing but a mask and some socks.
1. I pulled a Rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. She really filled the scream tank!
2. I pulled a rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. Too bad she was under the bed, waiting to give me a dirty Randall. I got very scared when it happened and let out a loud Wazowski.
Biggest man titties you will ever see, drives all the boys crazy. No shirt can contain those things, WOW
Holy those are some huge mellons, he must be Spencer Sullivan