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A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
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A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.
Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.
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Dan acted like a supportive boyfriend when he was helping Phil through his hair rebrand
If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.
Im an Essendon supporter
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A huge skid that rats little kids and token logs people
Don’t open executables from Doge Support, he is about to rat your ass
Money that, alone, would not be able to purchase something at a store or event. However, is used when a friend barely doesn't have enough money and needs those few extra dollars, or cent, to buy that clothing item or food that they've been looking at.
Support money can be completely worthless when you're shopping alone, but when it's you and your group of buds at the baseball/football/basketball/hockey game, it can really come through and nab you that extra set of nachos.
There's four friends at a football game: Anthony, Bill, Chris, and Derrick. Anthony and Derrick both buy something for themselves at the concession stand, but Chris cannot as he only has 76 cents, and Bill only has $3, which although is enough for a small popcorn, he is just under the price of the extra-large popcorn that he wants--$3.75. So Chris, with his support money, hands Bill the 76 cents, and Bill gets his extra-large popcorn. Both Bill and Chris share the popcorn, satisfied.
Back-up from your boss. Help from an executive when getting resistance to an initiative or idea from others -- especially others who outrank you.
I won't be able to get my proposed budget for budgie breeding research wothout air support from the VP R&D.