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Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.
"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"
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Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".
My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.
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An overweighted person on a bicycle, with their ass swallowing the seat each time they cycle.
As Katie(a fat person in my class) cycled past, we noticed her ass was swallowing the seat. so therefore we shouted SEAT SWALLOWER!!!!!!!
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When you take a frozen cube of cum then let it slightly thaw out before taking the whole thing and swallowing it, feeling like a thick slimy slug is going down your throat.
Dude I tried slug swallowing the other night and it felt great!
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a singer/song writer from scotland with some bangers she’s not big enough to be on spotify but she’s big enough to live in my heartv
god i love rebecca swallow her music is sick
When you receive a blowjob from a girl and you ecajulate into her mouth and she then proceeds to spit your cum into your mouth.
“Last night this bitch made me reverse swallow.”
It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.
I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.