Swap Meets

A swap meet is an informal gathering for the barter or sale of used goods or handicrafts. You may sometimes see vendors selling new products or even trading discontinued goods. Swap meets are where people come together to swap and purchase items they no longer want or need. A swap meet is similar to a flea market if you bring your items to sell. A swap meet is a perfect way to get rid of unwanted items and replace them with something you are going to use or sell. Swapping or bartering for trade was at one point forgotten about. Since our economy has gotten worse, people have begun to realize that they need to change the way they spend money. By realizing this it has brought back trading and swap meets around the world. Swap meets are enticing because you don’t need money to attend or receive new items.

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log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

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cum swapping

When one man cum's on the guy and licks it up and kisses them or when a guy cums into another guys mouth and they start kissing

I tried cum swapping with this hot guy last night and it was the best

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wife swapping

a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.

Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.

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Dick-swapping

Having sex with multiple people in a short amount of time

Shorty was fuckin Marquis this morning, now she fucking raquin. She stay dick-swapping

Monocle Swap

The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)

The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.

It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.

"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"

"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"

*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*

Race Swap

/reɪs swɒp/
Verb:
Change the race of (usually a fictional character).

Noun:
An act of changing the race of (usually a fictional character).

Verb:

Phil: "Amazon just race swapped elves and harfoots in their LOTR spinoff."
Joe: "What? You gotta be kidding me! Can't they just create new characters?!"

Noun:
Amazon: "Lemme race swap your favourite characters"
Fellowship of Fans: "Methought that was racist."
Amazon: "NOT WHEN WE DO IT!!"