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Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.
Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!
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Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.
"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"
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Swedish people are gay and unlikeable they are bad at computer games and suck at every sport they are the worst people on this Earth
Dane: Hey faggot stop touching me.
Swedish guy: Im swedish and bad at everything.
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The Swedish Mudslide is a kinky sexual act, where the female (or male) receiving anal sex has diarhea. The male then sticks his penis in the female's anus using the diarhea as lube. It is used to reduce the intense friction that cums with anal sex or just to be kinky.
Guy A: Dude I tried anal the other night, it sucks.
Guy B: You're doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the Swedish Mudslide at night.
(Next Day)
Guy B: How'd it go last night?
Guy A: Amazing! The Swedish Mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. Whoever thought of it is a genius.
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A word describing the ins and outs of the female sexy parts. "Swedish" referring to its exotic mystery, and "Flop" referring to its shape and consistency.
Dude, I totally got to see that Swedish Flop of hers last night.
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A sexual act involving an automobile timing belt, a pair of jumper cables, and an 11/4" SAE thin wrench. The ensuing activity cannot be described in words, only seen.
Yo dog, I hear home girl next door is a freak; she'd probably be down for a Swedish 29!
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getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs
while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin
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