Getting your swell on

Working out to the point where your muscles are just fuckin popping out of your arm! To have them vein up like Brad Pitt in Troy. Essentially an excited term to go work out

"Hey man, going on a date tonight, getting my swell on before I meet her"

Buddy: "Oh yeah bro..you are the man! have fun getting your swell on"

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i'm a swell guy

Swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy

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soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

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Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

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Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

bean swell

Someone with a big head shaped like a bean

You’re a bean swell

Swell

1.) Scottish word for having such a bad hangover that your brain feels as if it has swollen right up to the back of your eyebrows. Your brain should also feel as if someone has released a hive of the loudest bees known to mankind inside it.

2.) When something is going very well.

3.) A word uses when something is to get bigger

1.) Aww man, my swell is awful today. If I had a thousand fire-ants in there it'd be better than how it feels right now... wait... I did what last night?!

2.) That blow job I received was swell, she gave pretty good head.

3.) I'm sorry sir, it appears the results of your S.T.I test came back positive, use this cream and hopefully it won't swell any further.