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When one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical* to recover.
Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.
Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"
*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.
He took me out for a date, he didn't tell me we were going for food... i had to have a Love Tactical.
I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.
Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with
Kramos had a tactical waddle last night when no one was home.
A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).
"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.
Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.
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To vomit at a particular part of the evening in order to aid the consumption of further alcohol. Often used as a pub-golf tactic to keep scores low.
"You going for a tactical vom?"
"Whey!!...There goes a tactical Vom"
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