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A mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. It's ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and shitty. Early 90's low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane bumpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.
I can't stand this fucking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.
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Taurus and Libra are the most compatible two zodiacs. While some might not believe it, it's just a simple fact that deep down everyone knows. Anyways back to the Taurus woman and Libra man, they are super compatible because of the really weird but fun vibe coming from the Taurus girl compliments the chill and smart part of the Libra male. The taurus female is always popular and has lots of guys chasing her but her heart is for the libra and its the same thing for the libra. But he will like her at some point and depending on how the Taurus replies to this it can either last a lifetime or just a couple of months. The libra won't think he likes the Taurus until it's so obvious what's going on that his friends have to tell him his own feelings for her. The Taurus knows she likes him since the beginning, but is worried she will lose feelings quickly as she is all about the chase. They are great friends and have the best humor and a lot of inside jokes that don't make any sense to anyone else but them. If they don't get together they will always have a bomb friendship and were designed to be in each other's company since the beginning of time. this is super corny and cheesy but has yall ever seen a Taurus and a libra. Tell me I'm wrong. they literally were meant for each other!!!! IF UR A LIBRA MALE AND HAVE A TAURUS FEMALE BESTIE JUST GET IT THROUGH UR HEAD THAT YOU TWO ARE BESTIESSSSSS (or maybe more 😉) and if u like her/him show them.
Ugh, do they still not see the other flirting with them?
Yeah, Taurus and libra are so oblivious to each other's feelings.
*slaps the Taurus* GET iT TOGETHER
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A shy woman who doesn't trust just anyone. She's very beautiful but doesn't know it, she won't believe you if you told her. She's so much smarter than you know. She lacks in self-confidence, but is fiercely loyal (sometimes to a fault), and will be the first one to be by the ones she loves and defend them to the end. If she chooses you to start a relationship with, she will go through hell and back to prove her love. Beware if you hurt her, she never forgets it and seldomly forgives. It takes time for her to be able to move on from it. She almost always expects everyone to hurt and betray her at some point.
Boyfriend: I didn't kiss her, you're crazy.
Taurus woman: You're lying I got you on video.
Boyfriend: it was just a little peck, get over it.
Taurus woman: I trusted you and I believed that you would never do anything like this to me, I feel so stupid for falling for you!!
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Hulking piece of shit car made in America
Guy 1: There is a bucket of shit parked in my driveway with its lights on
Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus
Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!
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Hot girl who drives a taurus which lacks boost but has other sporty features such as steering wheel cover.
Yo look at that taurus girl nigg she is fine!
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taurus men are the biggest red flag. they lie manipulate and lie some more. they act all nice and sweet but always end up being the biggest cunts on the planet. dont fall for their lies. if they try telling you they love you? LIES. if they tell you youre the only girl? MORE LIES. fuck taurus men
person 1: i have a boyfriend
person 2: oh whats his zodiac
person 1: oh hes a taurus man
person 2: NO! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF
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