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When a girl dates an entire sports team, periodically switching mates till she has successfully slept with every member of said team.
Erin is the biggest slut i have ever met, she probably will hoop for the team.
When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.
There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.
Prepare for trouble, and make it double
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all people within our nation,
To denounce the evil of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above
JESSE! JAMES!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light,
Surrender now, or prepare to fight
MEOWTH, that's right!
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
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A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.
Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.
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When a group of bros aid a fellow bro in the endeavor of scoring a babe
Yo we got his dick sucked in one day.
Hey that was a nice Team tackle right there
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The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
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What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.
Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."
Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."
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