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Techno

Music that people who are getting laid way to much and people who never get laid listen to

Kid 1 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 2 - I knew you were a virgin

Kid 3 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 4 - I knew you had game

by The Reverand Buddha June 8, 2010

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Techno

Techno is WIICKED with strobelights and WIICKED to fast-dance to! come on people you gotta love it? or have you guys never been clubbing? fuckers techno is awesom stop dissin it.. and this is cummin from sum1 who listens to all sorts of music such as punk, rock, ska, indie, emo, metal.. everything and i still love it... HOW COULD YOU NOT???

lets go clubbing i feel like dancing to come techno!!!

by janey0080 September 20, 2006

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Techno

Techno is the Devil’s music!
the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil’s road of sin and self-destruction.
leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by Virtual Ouija March 3, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music

All he listens to is techno.

by Bluepies February 9, 2005

24πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Techno

the worst type of music created. pointless loops of noise. it takes no effort whatsoever. Idiots rave to it.

andrew likes techno
andrew raves all night to techno

by wewewewe May 20, 2006

23πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Techno

its a neopet.

Really! Ot is! its like a reptile thingy.

by KawaiiAnime December 15, 2003

16πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Techno

The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.

"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

by scorchedangel March 15, 2009

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž