Teh

1. A common typo
2. The, spelled in 1337

J00r teh n00bit.

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teh drunk

A person, who is in the act of using the computer while drunk.

Lisa- Greg was teh drunk last night, and told me he wanted to bang me on MSN.
Joe- Don't worry, he said the same thing to me...

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Teh Clawk

To have a person suck on your penis and spin her around and around like the hands of a clock.

Gawd damb! I gave that chick Teh Clawk last night.

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Teh man

the man who knos evrything!

joey121- Yo wats up Teh man
Teh Man- The sky you dumbass
Joey121- ur the man
Teh Man- and ur gay
joey121- wtf how u kno..?
Teh Man- Teh man knos evrtything

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teh hawt

Extremely beautiful. Used almost exclusively in written form.

Dude, Jessica Alba is teh hawt.

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teh win

An expression of success or approval.

That movie was teh win.

<guy_1> What's 3 + 4?
<guy_2> 7.
<guy_1> teh win

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Teh Interwebz

Colloquial form of the Internet, sometimes encountered in group chat spaces.

ftw n00b! you breakin my flowage chattin on teh interwebz! foad!

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