Puke Telephone

Derived from the popular kids game telephone. This game is played by players lining up in a straight line then the first person pukes in the second persons mouth, the second to the third, and so on until it reaches the end where the last person pukes on the floor. Everyone will notice the puke looks nothing like the original puke.

Ew, I'd rather play telephone than puke telephone.

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telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

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THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

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God's Telephone

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

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bush telephone

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

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Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

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telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

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