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(ten-uh-see steem-boht)....(noun)......The act of placing an empty paper towel roll (or any cylindrical tubing) into ones rectum wile he is laying on his stomach and the second party hovers above in a squatting position releasing fecal matter (Poop) into the other end of the paper towel role. Then the second party then blows smoke into the end of the cylindrical tube giving it the imagery of a steamboat smoke stack. The perfcet Tennessee Steamboat occurs on a water bed.
You done with that paper towel role? TENNESSEE STEAMBOAT TIME!!!!!!
Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.
I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.
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A speed bump on the way to Chattanooga. The air smells like moonshine, Copenhagen, meth, and depression with a dash of racism.
Watch out, you’ll end up in Dunlap, Tennessee.
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1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
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A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.
I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
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Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.
Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.
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When a guy sticks his head all the way up a girls asshole
Yo that chick Wendy is pretty hot
Na she gave a bunch of guys a Tennessee butplug
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A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!