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The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.
Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.
Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.
A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes
Joseph Joestar: -becomes Tequila Joseph-
Me: well fuck now I’m gay
1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..
5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"
A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.
The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.
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An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.
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Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.
Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.
I was in Mexico fucking this chick in the ass and I gave her Tequila Mudslide.
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The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.
I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.
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