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To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.
Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."
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The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
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A Shot For when You accidentally Stab yourself with a Rotating L, S, T or Square, which play the song Korobeiniki.
(The shot has no effect on Tetris Attack)
"Well After I tried to put the L in the row, it fell on me and I needed to get a Tetris Shot."
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The act of rearranging your misshappen boxes in your moving trailer, attempting to acheive optimal packing density.
"aw, shit, look at all the stuff we gotta fit in here. We're going to be playing trailer tetris in no time".
"yeah, do do do doo, man.. <tetris theme>".
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When driving a Prius, you can view a bar-graph of your fuel consumption over the past 30 minutes. A "prius tetris" is when you go five consecutive minutes (or more) at 99.9 miles per gallon. This shows on your bar-graph as a long, straight bar, similar to the four-high bars in Tetris.
No wonder you don't need any gas! You're always getting a prius tetris!
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When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.
"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."
When one cuts their own fringe into a tetris block shape, for example a fringe that is straight with the middle section being longer than the rest of the fringe
Look at that kid with the tetris fringe, he must have cut it himself :/