thanks for the likes!!!

Something someone says whenever they get a lot of likes on Youtube.

OMG, thanks for the likes!!!

Thank Top

When a girl is wearing a tank top, and she thank she look good, but she don’t

*ugly girl in tank top walks by*
*friend 1 turns to friend 2*
“THANK TOP”

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

Thanks jd

when someone states the obvious
a person who states the obvious
a remark that is said after someone states the obvious
originated in Scarsdale, NY

if it is raining outside and a person says, "hey, it's raining outside" you say "thanks jd" becaue he or she just stated the obvious

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Thanks Bitch

1) Any time someone does you a favor and you want to be a dick about it.

Matt Foss: "I brought the money my mom owes you."

Ian the Man: "Thanks Bitch."

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Thanks, Bitch

something you say when a bitch gets you in trouble.

Bitch: That guy did it officers!
That guy: Thanks, Bitch.

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Thanks for the invite

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.

"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.

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