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The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.
Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).
Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"
"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"
"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
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A significant other and/or fuck buddy who is also a drug dealer.
She got you high then she took you home? Looks like you got a pilot jones.
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Jones Soda is possibly the most amazing soda out there. It comes in a wide variety of origional flavors like blue-bubblegum and strawberry lime as well as classics like cream soda. It comes in glass bottles with awesome lables that are always changing. Here is what they have to say about themselves : "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the beverage world. Good old soda with a twist. No hidden meanings, no billion dollar ad campaigns, At Jones, we want you to buy lots of soda and recycle the bottles. The labels are kinda like our minds - always changing. Run with the little guy... create some change."
they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com
"Man, I'm thirsty, wanna run down to the corner store and grab some Jones'?"
"HELLZ YEA!"
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A character from the movie, Horrible Bosses, played by Jamie Foxx. Helps the 3 people who are trying to kill their bosses.
Dean MothaFucka Jones: I think I can help you boys.
Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
Dean 'MF' Jones: Mother Fucker Jones.
Dale Arbus: Your first name is Mother Fucker?
Dean 'MF' Jones: My real name is Dean.
Nick Hendricks: Dean Jones, that's the same name of the actor in Herbie and the Love Bug.
Kurt Buckman: Yeah he probably doesn't even know that is.
Dean 'MF' Jones: I know who he is bitch. I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.
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The Greatest Country Singer Of All Time!
George Jones Is A Legend
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The beautiful and hilarious creator of the YouTube channel Soundproofliz
A: "Have you seen Lizzy Jones's new video?"
B: "Yes! It was amazing!"
Taylor jones is a kind, quite, shy and smart guy.He may not know it but he has girls inlove with him.He is tall for most peoples standeds .He appears shy and his smile melts your sole with happienss.
Taylor jones is so shy but he is the hottest guy in school .
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