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The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
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What internet trolls could have fucked for free if they didn't waste their lives being dicks on UD!
Hey, neckbeard! Stop bitching, get off the computer, get a shave and you'll get a woman!
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a man who makes every woman fall head over heals in love with him, and he already has like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 other girl friends.
james short is such a womanizer
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act when a female is creating a conflict, drama, argument, or unnecessary scene
He: "Hey Hun! What is wrong with you?"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
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Women make the world go around and feed you all in the same day!
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
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Someone who seduces several girls and takes their virginity, thus turning them into a "woman," so to speak.
"Look at him go, seducing another girl to swipe her v-card. What a womanizer."
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In real life or anywhere other than UD: Anyone with two x chromosomes. Should be treated equally to men, unless said woman does or says anything to deserve less.
On UD: Some are alright, but most seem to be beings that continuously cries that men are assholes, and only exist to put down women, yet authors several unrealistic definitions of ALL men's faults.
Wow, look at what that woman posted on UD, it's so harsh and inaccurate.
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