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a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.
"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."
Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.
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She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.
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A member of the hip hop group, X Clan
Professor X raps with X Clan.
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A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
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