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is when a lovely lady after a long night of partying takes you back to her place for some funand before you get down to buisness she lays on her back spreads her legs wide and has you take a huge dump in or on her vagina
Last week Klaw got to samurai scissor Shatoya and her vagina has consequently smellled like feces for a week.
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A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.
Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!
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Opposite to "The Absolute Master Of The Wisdom" he is...
"THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SEX AND VIOLENCE"
The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"
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one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:
Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o
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A being of immense power, the only being able to wield the art of nipple fu. His nipples are harder than diamonds and his powers become stronger the harder his nipples get. He is a peaceful man, but if you cross his nipples you will be a footnote in the logs of the Nipple Samurai!
The Nipple Samurai has released a new log.
One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.
"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."