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The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.
Subject A. "Dude the best I could manage was a warm 30 pack of Schlitz"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"
A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100
An obsession bordering on the compulsive about the movie Tron: Legacy.
Usually manifests itself in eight-year-old boys who, upon infection, will dress in black, sellotaping strips of paper to their arms and legs, cutting out cardboard discs (the same size as we used to use to make large pom poms in the olden days) and marching round the house with serious aspect at all times.
Early signs of contagion include discovering all your YouTube recommendations (based on previous searches) being related to Tron, younger siblings insisting without prompting that they are in fact not Mabel, as you previously thought (having named them that) but in fact QUORRA, and snippings of cardboard (offcuts from home-made identity discs) strewn about the floor.
You are in the full grip of the disease when your offstpring shrieks "I AM NOT CLU! I AM KEVIN!" at you when you try to enter into the spirit of things by entering the youngster's imagination games - always a mistake, as older parents will unstintingly tell you.
Alfie swore black and blue he was an expert lightcycle rider the other day. He's gone completely Tron Bonkers. I think he's infected Mabel too. He has convinced her she's an Isomorphic Algorithm.
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A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
The Spinney-Tron is a avant garde sexual act, were in a high powered ceiling fan is installed and outfitted with straps for one "passenger", underneath the fan 4-5 bar stools are placed, the number depending on the height of your ceilings. On top of the stools the "pilot" mounts the stools with a their vagina parallel to the walls of the room. the "passenger" inserts an erect penis and the fan is then turned on. it is suggested that if attempted you have at least two monitors, or "spotters" to operate the fan and fasten all straps securely.
i broke my legs attempting a Spinny-Tron, but the experience was still an eye opening venture into sexual experience.
The act of farting while walking in a straight line, generally perpendicular to oncoming targets. Also known as Tronwall or Tron-Wall.
Dude, I totally just Tron Walled those people.
Did you just Tron Wall me?
Ha ha, I just made a Tron Wall!
Ken walked across the room, Tron Walling the entire office from east to west.
It look like a broke ass sexual chocolate. Limp wristed, long armed and able to reach the very top boxes on a shelf. Its' vehicle normally smells of rancid shrimp juice and is colored metal flake rustoleum. This creature is very canny and able to spot most scams and ploys. However, it is vulnerable to child support for non-legitimate spawn.
It normally chooses its mate (called Tron) based on visual stimuli, primarily curved, busted spines, snake skinned titties, double blown out roast beef vaginas and likes to state, "I make all my friends look like chopped liver." Basically, she does ugly like the original 1982 movie Tron did special effects.
"You must prove your loyalty by fucking the Tron, you Tron Fucker."
"You live in squalor, you Tron Fucker."
"Dude, your car smells like a Tron Fuckers."
"Brodie, you are such a fucking Tron Fucker."
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