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the most badass person to ever live, only rivaled by alexander the great.
could crush a wallnut between two fingers.
rode past british lines as they reloaded owning most of them with his sword.
george washington ganked the hessians on the delaware
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Township located in New Jersey.
-One of many places in the world that you will find a bunch of strip malls, 2 movie theatres, corrupt politicians, high taxes, pot heads, crazy traffic on the pike, million dollar mansions, crazy cops, drug addicts, slutty teens, gold diggers, a few run down houses and drug dealers. Many of the people in township are of Italian descent so if you visit here expect over a dozen of pizzerias and small restaurants. The best pizzerias are Tony Sopranos and Sal's. Franks is good too but mostly everyone goes there for the buffalo wing pizza. 5% of the population is Black and there are many Hispanic and Asian families moving here so diversity is easy to find and there is at least one minority family in every neighborhood depending on where you live.
Township as the locals call it, is home to one of the biggest high schools, WTHS which is hell to many students and is overcrowded. Fights are common in this school, although not common as it used to be. Some of the fights are either over drugs, girls, or racial tensions between blacks and whites. The sports teams are good but the boys teams rarely win championships in basketball or football, while the girls dominate at soccer, basketball, and field hockey.
The hangout spots here are Fuddruckers, Franks Pizza, the movie theatres, the park, high school football games, and club wawa near shoprite and pnc bank. Although Fuddruckers make crappy burgers, the parking lot is the best place to host car shows and show off your ride. TWP also has a few lakes to swim in, most are manmade and dirty so its best to swim in your own pool.
This is one of the safest places to live in South Jersey and most of the crime usually happens from the younger high school students and college students at parties. If you throw a party in township, expect your party to get trashed by a gang of thugs or wanna be G's. The girls here are the hottest and most of them are too hard to get with and theres alot of sluts. Girls start having sex as early as age 12. The cops show up at mostly every party that is thrown either because someone cant handle their liquor and starts a fight, or the kids are distracting neighbors. The police also dont show up very often on the roads in the daytime but at night theyre always up to something. If you get pulled over, dont talk back or expect a ticket or an ass whooping. Some people around twp. act ghetto while others are either very nice or stuck up rich. The only semi-hood part is Birches West which is known for drug busts and out of control parties.
Overall, township is the place to be.
Chris: What is South Jersey's premier community?
Mary: Washington Township
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The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
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Other than being the capital of the U.S., D.C. is known for having a predominantly Black population (not counting those that live in the outside suburbs, but go to work in the city). From this large Black population, D.C. has developed a very distinctive culture including its Go-Go music, mambo sauce, and style of dress for the younger population (a style that is very different from other metro areas that imitate NYC for the most part). And, like many other large metro area, the people here have a their own slang and accent, one that is cross-bred from both the South and the North. Despite the recent developement projects going on there, the SouthEast section of DC is popularly known as the most dangerous area of the town. In addition, many long-time DC residents have been moving to the bordering counties such as Prince George's County, MD, Charles County, MD, and Alexandria, VA.
I can tell you're from Washington DC, because you're accent doesn't have a heavy drawl like the Dirty South, but it definitely ain't New York or Philly.
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Washington State is a cloudy but beautiful green state on the NorthWest tip of the US. It is very well known for it's awesome Starbucks Coffee drinks and it's consistent chance of rain. Residents around the area were very friendly and welcoming. Some of it's developing cities include Seattle, Spokane, Bellingham, Vancouver, Renton, Tacoma, Bellevue, and Everett.
Washington state has the best marijuana, hands down.
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A polite wave given by polite drivers when doing impolite things on the road (like in Washington State), such as pulling out of parking lots giving the driver going that direction just enough time to not total your car.
I really wanted to catch the light, so I floored it out of the parking lot. The guy I pulled in front of nearly had a heart-attack, so I stuck my hand out the window and gave him a good ol' washington wave to smooth things over.
An off-brand washing machine sold exclusively in America that can cleanse your soul of communism.
Person 1: what’s Washington DC? Is that a city or something?
Person 2: you got it all wrong. It’s actually a type of off-brand washing machine.
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