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1. (verb) When someone tea bags a girls mouth then promptly teabags an adjacent surface leaving behind a hairy impression to be found later.
2. (noun) An overly hairy ball sack.
I yeti balled Cynthia last night. You can still see the imprint on her face and pillow.
We notice at the gym that Peter had some serious yeti balls.
A challenge where the individual attempts to ejaculate in sub-zero weather.
Dude if you attempt the yeti challenge, you're balls will freeze off.
Yeti Money: Someone who is rich or is feeling rich has Yeti Money. A reference to having enough money to purchase a costly Yeti brand cooler.
Damn, check them out, they got that Yeti Money.
I just came up on some cash, feel like I got that Yeti Money.
Man, I cant afford that, its not like I have that Yeti Money
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!UPDATE! Multiple Desert Yeti have been spotted migrating from 29 Palms to Camp Pendleton California. The prognosis is bad as drunk Marines everywhere are making horrible decisions regarding these.... things.
Marine-"Hey baby whats your name?"
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."
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Sticking your dick in a freezer for sexual pleasure
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: What do you mean what am I doing? I'm making a pink yeti for tonight.
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The rare combination of a "Yuma Yummy" with the added ability to reproduce with multiple partners delivering offspring who each have different fathers. Often referred to as the "Perfect Storm" species.
That Yuma Yeti pulled a "hat trick"...having three babies with three babies daddies.
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A real life Yeti who has set up shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes showing up to parties, sporting events and other randomly selected settings. The Nashville Yeti is big in to social networking and may even be trying to make a name for himself nationwide. He is truly magical.
Person 1: "Is that the Nashville Yeti?"
Person 2: "You know it! All white everything."
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