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he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo
Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!
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Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM
I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.
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In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.
Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.
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Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.
Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.
Two boys, who are very sad. They cry in the presence of intellectual superiority. They typically wear big coats to distract from their unlikeability. Ian is short and not cool. Albert is less short, and not cool. Ian and Albert's tend to lack at all things but especially lack in the world of the arguement.
Man, Ian and Albert sure are dumb.
A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.
Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.