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What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.
Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.
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a website where you can answer and ask questions. But some people use this website as a pasting time. Just like any other website, there are people call, "Trolls". Who go around deleting your ansers for no reasons or ask stupid questions like, "How can i get my pet high on weed?"
person 1: I'm bored
person 2: go on yahoo answers then. You can ask and answers questions
person 1: thanks
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Why you and I exist. According to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy," the mice build Deep Thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. After 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. Here is the actual quote, Loonquawl being a mouse:
'"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."'
One wonders what the meaning to life is. . .
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Answering a question with a burp, usually a stupid one, something that requiers a long explanation or when you just don't feel like answering.
Also you can include the phrase "That was my answer" to enphasise your response.
- What's the time?
- "Burrrrppp (Burp Answer)". That was my answer.
- Are you going to pick me up later?
- "BUUUUURRPPP"(Burp Answer). That was my answer.
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The practice of flipping through questions and answers on Q&A sites out of boredom, and for the personal gain of worthless knowledge.
I was bored yesterday at work so I killed some time "answer flipping"
N. - A typical engineer type guy ...aka 'Bill' ... will answer any question based on technical knowledge, regardless of context. It will always be correct, but not relevant at times.
Person 1: "Hey Bill, What is the best way to get to the store?"
Bill: "A straight line."
Person1: "Thanks, but I meant what roads should I take. That was a real 'Bill' Answer!!"
A technically correct, but completely useless answer, usually given by supervisors. The usual, and correct response, is to wish your supervisor's parents had never met.
"Man, I went and asked the boss about whether or not we'd be covered for an accident when we're dropping off the night deposit. All she said was, 'well, deposits have to be made nightly' Talk about a Microsoft Answer!!"
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