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A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -
EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.
THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-
OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.
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The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
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Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.
After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.
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Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.
Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"
Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".
jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado