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To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.
I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!
Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.
"What are you doing?"
"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."
"He's in battery denial."
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When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid
Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...
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Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.
Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.
Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.
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The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
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its when you charge your cunt up
yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries
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The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
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