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To fuck a good girl who does not like anal. While doing so, you must place her in the doggy-style position and fuck her vaginally until the moment just before reaching climax. Hence, the name, "brake job". After stopping and making her think you have blown your load already, you must then pull out and slam it in her ass. Remember to be quick...and accurate. Most guys only get one chance. but there have been exceptions. Hold on tight and finish fuckig her until you bust your nut right in her anal cavity. Then, and only then, will you join the ranks of the brake job elite.
Nigga' knew she was a slut, so he had his boy hide in the closet to videotape the attempted brake job. Once he got in her ass, she went crazy and got away. She hit the door quicker than a baby fetus out of my potato gun. He is not a brake job master.
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Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.
After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.
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Car horn. Often utilized by Europeans in lieu of the actual brake.
I had the right-of-way, but the jackass used his french brake, cut me off, and nearly plowed right into me.
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1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by automobile passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.
2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.
3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.
As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.
Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.
I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.
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To have somebody so scared of you they won't even step to you. This saying is accredited to the east side of Detroit. You may have also heard this on Crime Mobs CD.
This bitch was talking shit so I put the brakes on her because I would have beat her ass.
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1.) To hurt or fuck someone up real bad. Often followed with the word "off".
Also see beat the black
"Yeah that bitch stepped out of line. So you know I had to beat the brakes off her has.."
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Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
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