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The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.
When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
When you are raped by a bus driver
More specifically a middle school one
Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver
Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday
Guy2; well aren't you just Castro