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The act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the English case, the derogatory term classified as "fuck you" in America. Then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.
"When James gave Andy the Chapman Salute, the young man quivered with excitement.
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Being in the state of GAYNESS.
see: Big Gay
Girl: So, what'd you do last night?
Girl2: Ah man, This guy took me to the movies and he was SO being a JARRYD CHAPMAN.
Girl: OMG! What'd he do!?
Girl2: In the middle of the movie he said "I have to go powder my nose." And then he asked if I had any cherry flavored lip gloss.
Girl: Wow. That is a JARRYD CHAPMAN!
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The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)
VIVA LE LENNON!!!
Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.
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1. the man who murdered john lennon / the man with no name.
he is constantly being denied parole -- as so he should be.
he doesn't deserve the treatment of 'another killer', because he didn't just kill anyone -- he killed a hero to many people around the world.
"Wasn't John Lennon murdered by Mark David Chapman?"
"Did you mean the Man with no Name?"
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The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
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A two faced bitch; she is so fucking annoying she makes you want to throw yourself in front of a bus. Steals friends and boyfriends. She treats people like shit. She also will touch you and make your feel uncomfortable, tries to be the center of attention. Thinks she's a great singer, when really sounds like a dying frog giving birth to a whale.
Guy: Emily chapman got a really bad part in the play
Guy #2: yeah it's cause she has a sucky voice.
Girl: Emily chapman stole my boyfriend
Girl #2: She's a piece of trashskank and does that all the time. She's the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.
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