war chariot

Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.

1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.

2. "You war chariot with her yet?"

" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"

3. She's got that war chariot hair going on

Tard Chariot

Wheelchair

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."

poverty chariot

A bus.

Only poor people ride the poverty chariot.

Fag Chariot

A car that either looks like or is actually owned by somebody of the homosexual persuasion.

"Man, that car, total Fag Chariot!!"

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Wank Chariot

Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.

"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"

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Chariots of fire

The ultimate sexual act between a man and a woman, when the man dumps gasoline all over himself, lights himself on fire, and then runs down a flight of stairs carrying the woman with his mankong in her vag the whole time.

dude c-wigga did a chariots of fire on this bitch last night and now he looks like the mummy

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Spaz Chariot

Perfect Example of a DiSABLED AND/OR CRIPPLED Gangsters preferable mode of transportation. For Those MANDEM dat been brapdnpopop 'n' shankd in the ghettos & need a gangster bling replacement for the legs they never use, this in conjunction with a 99% KFC diet & they wonder why they're a race ov Horrific WHALES! Best served with gold plated 12''inch rimms Regardless of paying taxes or child suport for the 11 children uv spawnd with LA QUEEEFA & her enormous RUMP! I'll Just Order Another 10 piece bucket it'l be fine>&Cheating on LaQeefa With the fatfighters over 40's white slut brigade that NOBODY wants due to infertility & saggynes. This is also how one attains the widely coverted gangster limp u have to be shot on @ least 2 occations to exccute the limp with correct precition. TURBOs,NoS & Spoilers have been fitted successfully enabling a rappidz blend from any breh dat say SUMINK naaa wat am sayyin

RAPPIDZ SPAZ ChaRIOT

INSANE SPAZZ CHARIOT DIGG THE CHROME 12"INCHERS SHAME YOUR DISABLED

BY FAR THE MOST STYLISH DISABLED PERSON IN THE COUNCIL ESTATE & YOUR CLAMING BENEFITS FOR A REAL REASON

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