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Titty Committee

usually a group consisting of 3 girls; whom all share similar interests of hobbies.

person: hey aren't marie, ellie, and burgerworm all in a titty committee?
person 2: yeah

by pitchmaster September 26, 2022


Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015


Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019


Itty bitty willy committee

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks

"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"

by Rts2369 March 7, 2019


Itty bitty willy committee

Males who have small dicks

"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"

by Rts2369 March 7, 2019


idiot committee

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work

The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee

by Silver_Leaf June 27, 2022


Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.

Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.

by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024