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Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."
Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
People who have slept with the same person
Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.
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Elitist money loving cousins that were fed with a gold spoon and will never admit they are wrong (even though they often are), always act like they have better places to be (with their rich friends), show up late (with a bucket of chicken as an excuse) and leave early (using their children as an excuse) for family events, act like they are better than you (and hope that one day you will act like them. Hope), expect you to drop what you are doing to accommodate them, think that you are jealous of them, hire a nanny to raise their kids (even though they dont need jobs), have mastered the art of “re-gifting” (like giving a cheese knife to someone who does not eat cheese), will never understand the middle or lower class, (or why they aren’t just rich like them) they have erred from the faith and pierced themselves through with many sorrows, and never have or ever will have to worry about money because they went to expensive schools and became money hungry lawyers that would rather spend all of their energy verbally bashing their family members than call to say hello.
Alisha and Nena are our "rich cousins," dont worry about what they have to say.
Id rather be a bum under a bridge than a rich cousin.
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Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual
Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort
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When two women have had sex with the same man/men they become snatch cousins. It's a bond that can never be broken
Hey girl! I did him too, now we're snatch cousins.
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A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.
Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"
someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.
Oh him? He my play cousin.
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