When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.
To be creamed by an orange person.
On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.
No one takes pride in getting with orange people.
"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."
I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.
Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.
Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend
When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.
Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.
When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie
Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
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Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.
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when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad
Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.
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