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dad

manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.

Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.

dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"

by Angry@men November 2, 2010

55πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Dad

The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.

Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."

by EspritDC August 30, 2011

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dad

The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back

You’re not my dad

by NIGGER NUGGET October 25, 2018

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


dad

Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.

Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!

Me: What are talking about?

Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!

Me: What's asshole.com?

Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!

Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?

Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!

by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005

854πŸ‘ 778πŸ‘Ž


Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke

Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**

by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020


a dad

something furries don't have

alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"

by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022


Dad

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019