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Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
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A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
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when you hit that contested jumpshot and you lean back on that ass like kobe and he still contesting the shot
"ooohhhh you see how curry dogged his shit he lean back on that ass and turn around on that hoe "
Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.
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the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out
literally looks like a dog shitting
"That girl looks like a shitting dog."
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The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.
"Bill, come in the bathroom..."
"Why?"
"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"
"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."
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