Emu girl

An emu is a hybrid of a uwu girl and an emo. They may look like an uwu girl but doesn’t have the bright colored hair or fake high pitched voice.

That gamer girl has black cat ears on and talks in monotone. Must be an emu girl.

emu cock

an insanely large cock, with the length of an emu's leg

Damn! You have a emu cock!

alert emu

A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)

Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.

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Tazing Emu

To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.

If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.

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Emu

A emo person that is homosexual

"OMFG!! Look at that dyke! But she looks gothic or something." "No, she's emu!"

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Emu Otori

Otori Emu (鳳えむ) is a first-year student at Miyamasuzaka Girls Academy. She is a member of the musical show unit Wonderlands x Showtime.

PersonA: you know Emu Otori
PersonB: yes.
PersonA+B: WONDERHOY

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Raging Emu

This counter strike to another victim is proceeded by inserting the male genitalia into the womens anal orphus in which you do you shall have some fesies left on ur shaft. Following that u should scatter feathers on your penal area and just as she goes to suck on your john thomas you quickly beat her face with your TALLYWACKER while pronouncing the mating call of the African Emu

Boy, my whife looks like she got a woodchiper to the face after I gave her that Raging Emu.

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