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Gaming nerd ladies, having worked for Xbox tech support, who would give out free points and subscription time to nerds who called in, were nice, and stated they were taking a break from calculus.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to get some CoD in before I go back to my calculus homework. Thanks for being chill."
"No problem. It's truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don't ever change. As a token of the nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can't have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."
Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.
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A female who is extremely hot, hence sun and goddess
Dude, Megan Fox was amazing before that buzz cut.
I know right? She was a sun goddess.
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Extremely attractive white woman who only sleeps with black men because she loves the feeling of them finishing inside her bareback.
Wow grace is definitely a chocolate goddess, have you seen how many black men she's been with?
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A KUSH GODDESS is a female who smokes more marijuana than a stoner or pothead. These women are usually beautiful and know more about the colorful frosty leaves than most men. All Kush Goddesses know how to roll their own blunt and joint. They have toked with bongs, pipes, vaporizers, glass blunts, steamrollers, and just about any other weed related piece. They stay highed up constantly and usually have their bud by the ounce. There are only a few true Kush Goddesses, most female smokers couldn't keep up with one even if they tried.
"She smoked more weed and rolled a better blunt than any guy I know, she is such a Kush Goddess."
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A girl who can please anyone, anywhere, anytime, any gender, or with any part of her body. Must have great breast, face, ass, and DSLs are recomended.
MAN 1: dude, that preachers daughter turned out to be a sex goddess.
MAN 2: No way! stop bull shittin.
MAN 1: i aint. i swear. she got me going during the church service and finished me off in the confession booth after everyone left.
MAN 2: lucky bastard!
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A girl that is unable to love. Original girl is Gloria Chan.
That chick is a Heartless-Goddess!
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One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.
-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess
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