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When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.
The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.
This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.
Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!
A punishment in which you are given a one-way bus ticket to any city in a 5-hour radius by your friends. They do not allow you to have a phone, money, or sources of entertainment. You are only given an envelope of tasks to complete in the city. Upon completion, you may return home (somehow).
Mike just lost his fantasy football league so now he has to do the Greyhound Challenge.
The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches
“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”
To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as "bus-listed".
"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."
When a man bends over with no pants on and his balls are visible like a male Greyhound dog.
I was in the locker room at the gym and an old man bent over and Greyhounded me.