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The two things that goes in every order you make at the cesspool known as "McDonald's".
You:
Man?
Me:
Yeah?
You:
Why is my burger purple?
Me:
You know man, one of the main ingridients is the Grimace....don't you?
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a purple concoction from McDonald's that ended up killing everybody that drank it.
1: I got the Grimace Shake!💜💜💜
2: DON'T DRINK IT!!
1: *drinks*
2: NOOO!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!🤬
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When a heavy set man ejaculates on a women’s breasts.
He gave her a grimace milkshake last night.
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An unfortunate body type, reminiscient of Grimace turned upside down. This body type is slim in the hip and leg area, but gets progressively fatter as one travels up the body to the shoulders.
The waitress at the truck stop was shaped like a reverse Grimace.
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A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested
Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*
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An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)
Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?
Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.
“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”
“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”