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A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."
Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...
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People who are too talented for the dance team and way too smart for cheerleading. If you can toss it or spin it, it's most likely going to be in the show.
Andrew: I hate the color guard. Jenny if you were on the dance team....
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Andrew.* Color guard beats the living crap out of dance team!!
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A gun; a sidearm; something which allows you to protect your bodily integrity.
Used extensively by rappers from Queens.
I got the Guard-U for you and you (meaning I got a gun, dont Fuck wit me!) Source: Noreaga hailing from Queens Bridge Projects (or in Noreaga vernacular: Lef Rac City Queens!)
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A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one
This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.
Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
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A group of girls (or guys) who are very talented! They spin, toss, and dance alongside of the marching band. They have to remember several tough routines, know the exact counts, and march to their exact spots on the field. People may not realize it, but a there are a lot of hot guard girls. Most people just stare at them. Oh and by the way, it is actually a sport unlike cheerleading.
Bob---"woah man did you see the color guard and that toss they just did?"
Greg---"yea and did you see that girl's ass in her unitard?"
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A group of girls or guys who march with the band and provide the band's "visual" aspect. They are way more talented than cheerleaders, even though the cheerleaders get all the credit. Sometimes WRONGLY referred to as "wannabe cheerleaders" even though people on color guard look down on cheerleaders for having NO talent and for being so stupid. Color guard people toss and twirl flags, rifles, and sabres, and continually defy the laws of gravity by tossing like 10 pound rifles and 6 foot flags over their heads. It is a SPORT which requires a lot of physical endurance and it is way more artistic than cheerleading. It is also WAY harder!
The color guard was so beautiful and the cheerleaders were so ugly!
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Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.
"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"
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