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The repetitive and frantic flinging of a penis as a man is climaxing. The orgasm is intensified, but cum gets everywhere. The use of a condom or other such mechanism to reduce your cum footprint is discouraged by official practitioners of the act. It is generally performed solo by a masturbating male, but it is very possible for a partner to lend a helping hand.
I just had a highland fling, and now I can't seem to turn sticky keys off.
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Someone who thinks that when you're complaining about or trying to fix a problem, it means that you don't also care about other, possibly bigger problems because "there can only be one" thing that you care about.
Every time I say we need to bring back net neutrality, Carl moral highlanders me with "Well, I guess police brutality, kids in cages, and our crumbling health care system are all fixed, then."
One partner lays in a bench-press position, while the other does a middle split across the first partners hands. The first partner then proceeds to bench press the second while performing oral sex.
Kim rode the Highland Gondola last night.
Wonderful community in NE Los Angeles. The East LA atmosphere is still present here and its inhabitants are down to earth and welcoming.
Someone: How can i get to Highland Park from here?
me: oh just take the 83.
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Well.... This school too white for me. They jump when they dance like mann.. I be losing energy jumping fr. AND MY DUDE, they are rich rich rich rich rich... while im broke broke broke broke. SHAKE MY HEAD.
highland park... they need some Mac dre, Tupac, Biggie, Dr. dre. etc. Like fr YOU NEED POPPIN SONGS NOT ANNOYING SONGS.
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1. A place in Texas commonly refered to as "the bubble" in which rich conservative caucasian christians are found in abundance and where political and religious differences are frowned upon. Filled with what people would call brats who always complain about people discriminating against them, but really who are everything people say they are. People within the bubble often survive on Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Juicy Couture, cell phones, the O.C, and country clubs.
2. Hell
HP Student in science class: Ok, who else was upset that the O.C was interupted last night by the President's speech?
Person #1: What happend to your car?
Person #2: I had a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it and someone came and keyed it 3 times. (All actual events)
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