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ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020


yo ho ho

"Yo ho ho" originated as a nautical term used by sailors to synchronize heavy group labor, such as cranking up the anchor, hauling sails, etc.

Robert Louis Stevenson made the chant famous in the novel _Treasure Island_, using as the chorus of the fictional song "Dead Man's Chest". Stevenson provided no verses, but Young E Allison expanded the chorus into the poem "Derelict". Henry Waller added music to the poem for a Broadway _Treasure Island_.

"Dead Man's Chest" is an uninhibited island in the Caribbean.

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

by Steve near Seattle April 11, 2022


nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 30, 2019


ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.

The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.

by bitchuck December 24, 2024


ho, ho, ho

An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).

"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.

"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

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Ho Ho-ing

A form of Nervous or excited laughter. Namely the sound you make when something surprises, excites or alarms you. A kind of Hoh hoh sound.

I was enjoying filming the wind & rain getting heavier and suddenly there was an almighty flash. And I started Ho Ho-ing.

by Chester Hope Rivers October 23, 2022


Ho Ho-ing

A form of Nervous or excited laughter. Namely the sound you make when something surprises, excites or alarms you. A kind of Hoh hoh sound.

I was enjoying filming the wind & rain getting heavier and suddenly there was an almighty flash. And I started Ho Ho-ing.

by October 23, 2022