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Facebook Jail

1. Purposely ignoring someone. Not responding to their messages, posts or likes for whatever reason.
Can also mean blocking them.

2. Facebook itself blocking you due to something you've either posted, words you've used or for harassment of another user.
This is the order you usually get put in Facebook Jail for:
24 hrs
48 hrs
72 hrs
3 days
7 days
14 days
30 days
Then if you just don't get the hint, Facebook will eventually permanently delete your profile.
Once FB begins throwing you in jail for WEEKS at a time....*then* the index in their computer system takes over and begins searching every post you've EVER made ANYWHERE on FB.
At this point your days are numbered because even if you 'behave' & refrain from naughty posts, when FB finds something..... and they will....you'll be in my shoes, lol.
#RIPprofile
That's why you see so many 2nd acct's popping up.

Being sent to or throw in Facebook Jail usually required someone reporting you for the above reasons in the second definition. Facebook would check it & if it was a violation they'd block you (FB Jail)
But after you've done a few stints in Jail due to being reported, Facebook itself now uses a HUGE index to sift through your profile as far back as when you created it, looking for words you aren't allowed to use anymore or memes they deem over the top.
How do I know all of this? I'm currently doing time on a 30 day stint, lol. The sad part? It was for something I said months ago!

First definition example:
* * "Will you message Stephanie for me & tell her I'm sorry?"
"Why don't you do it yourself?"
"I can't, she put me in Facebook Jail."

*If John keeps flirting with that bitch I'm putting his ass in Facebook Jail, fuck him."

Second definition (most widely used):
** "Where in the hell have you been? I haven't seen you for days."
" I was in fucking Facebook Jail for 7 days."

**Dude, I wouldn't post that meme again if I were you. You know you'll do another stint in Facebook Jail."

* Also known as :
Being incarcerated
Doing time
Locked up
***Not to be mistaken for the term "On ignore", " Being placed on ignore"

by Just A Chick In California May 4, 2016

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Jail paravai

The one who went to jail for abusing a innocent girl.
He works for 200 rupees in a potti kadai.
He eat Stalin shit

De thayoli jail paravai ramkumar. Unaku arivu punda iruka?

by Ramkumarv02 November 4, 2020

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horny jail

horny jail is a place where horny niggas go cause they are being too horny aka the gulag

holy fuck ryan bah ur goin to horny jail

by thehornyjailguy March 21, 2020

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Jail Chron

THC crystals (keef) from the plant marijuana mixed with tobaco and then smoked.

I just smoked some jail chron

by chronicblaza420 May 20, 2008


jail punk

a weaker prison inmate who is forced to become a sex slave to his bigger cellmate (his daddy) in exchange for protection against other jailhouse rapists.
A jail punk also tends to all the household duties of his cell, such as cleaning the toilet, polishing shoes, folding clothes, and other duites often done by traditional wives.
However the most important task for a jail punk is to satisfy his cellmate sexually any way his daddy's demands. The punk agrees not only to suck dick and be ass-fucked without resistance, he often times is asked to pretend he is a woman, making female moaning sounds.. etc. He also agrees to be loaned out or sold at his daddy's discretion.

Scott Peterson is a jail punk.

by MStevens April 1, 2005

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jail gum

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.

I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

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jail rules

means anything goes, basically no rules at all

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.

by dizern June 15, 2010