jammed

The slang word for when your fucked up on oxycotin (O.C.)

"That kid's so jammed on oscar's"

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jam

In UK - sweet..you spread it on bread.
In USA + UK its something traffic gets into.
Everywhere - its makin' music live 'n real with others, for free.

"strawberry jam - yum yum."

The M25 near Heathrow anticlockwise around five.

Eric Clapton + guitar and a bottleneck, + others (minimum 1) + assorted instruments + booze and some collective ability to count 12 bar (blues).

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jam

to leave

usually when late or in a hurry, or having a lot of things to do

"Come on dude, we gotta jam"

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jams

another way to say pijamas

hey check out my new blue jams

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jam on

to eat; to tear through

i could totally jam on this bag of chips

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JAM

Acronym for Jocular Alpha Male, named so for their primary function of attempting to jam every female in sight. Common traits include low intelligence, superiority complex brought on by deep ceded insecurity/homoerotic denial, muscle mass consistent with steroid abuse and a predilection for jager bombs and HGH.

JAM 1: I'm so jacked right now man! I just blasted my delts at the gym! I can't wait to hit the bar tonight, pound some jager bombs and bang some skanks!

JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?

JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?

JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.

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Jam

Abbreviation of James, pronounced in a posh, Halifax accent. Preferably by Char.

Char: Hey look guys, its Jam, the fit 'won'.
Moon: Its the Jam smeller!
CRJ: How many times Si, Jam does not smell of Jam, go on.
(8) Carol!!!: Lyk ma earings, titanium n lot mayt.
Bert: Jams hot
CRJ: I know
Megune: I want a bit of Jam
Jam: Hey ladies.
Jennie: I'd do Jam
Rhino: Me too
Char: I have
Laura: You wish
Louis: I think he just ripped my topman shirt.

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