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jonathan

he is a kind hearted guy that will not judge you no matter what you do or say he will be by your side with some tips and really interesting topics that you will talk about he is a one of a kind guy

is that Jonathan he is so nice

by neko neko niiiii January 27, 2020


Jonathan

Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like normal men & try their best to act like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.

Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.

Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.

Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.

A: “Who is leading the meeting later?”
B: “idk but I hope it’s a Jonathan, I need some rubbish jokes in my life

by Holly Suave December 19, 2021

7👍 2👎


Jonathan

One who suffers injustice. Yet forgives thenthen!

Poor Andy, he's now a Jonathan

by Cinder0 June 5, 2015

23👍 9👎


Jonathan

The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me

"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"

by John Smith_99 July 14, 2006

1976👍 1369👎


Jonathan

A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor

Jonathan is very mean to Alison and that's good because she is a Cunt

by Mercenary_Redz June 15, 2017

16👍 6👎


Jonathan

a caring boy who once u get to know him it is love at first sight
LUV U JONATHAN

jonathan is cute
jonathan is awesome

jonathan is loving

by coolgirl4758966743 May 18, 2016

24👍 10👎


Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere

Jonathan’s a guy.

by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018

12👍 3👎