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To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.
"Melvin!"
Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?
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A guy (typically in secondary school) that is such an idiot, he will read overly flattering urban dictionary definitions of his name in front of the class. Melvins are usually known for disrupting class, not wearing medical masks properly, and claiming to be everyone’s boyfriend.
Person 1: Dude you should have seen that guy at lunch who read an urban dictionary definition of his name saying that you’d promise your virginity to him. Sarah doubled over laughing.
Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Melvin. He even forgot John’s name.
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a person with the name Melvin is someone who is most likely gay tall and a bit of a bully but only as a joke. people with the name Melvin are also sweet caring and they usually have a crush on close friends
hello my name is Melvin
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a guy who is hopelessly pathetic with women. Think Dustin Diamond.
"So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."
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A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.
When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.
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a wedgie so intense that ones pants are also involved.
Dang, look at that nerd's intense melvin!
Oo girl, fix your shorts, you got a melvin.
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An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.
The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.
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