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A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
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A sexual act similar to the missionary position, but instead of the normal climax, the dominant partner twists the submissive's neck a full 180 degrees, When he/she has finished.
dude did you see tru blood, he totally did the extreme missionary!
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Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners
when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.
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someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.
"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."
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While in prison, a bigger man(Bubba) corners your and fucks you missionary style, which involves flipping the balls up and fucking you in the ass face to face.
I was in cell 19 and Bubba banged me prisoner missionary, my balls are killing me!
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When a guy cums in your belly button after missionary sex.
"Dood, i totaly did the Vanilla missionary with her last night!"
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To visit inferior civilizations and try to convert them to your faith.
Yo yo yo I be coming up on dem natives missionary style!
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